Reb

Formerly rebrovisgod and Rebrov, this crapper is obviously named after a certain footballer, who currently plays for Reb's team, Spurs. Famously drunk at the crap convention (how we laughed) and loved by his mother, who once bought him a gas mask!

Rekwob Toille

Our resident welsh crapper. Often to be found in IRC (#llm, irc.irc-chat.net) being anti-english and shagging sheep.

Renfurm

Dutch member of the crap contingent.

Robbie Keane

The uncrap poof himself. Despised around CMC for being incredibly overrated and easy to get hold of in past versions of CM. In the same category of players as Tonton Zola Mokokou and Dale Watkins.

Robbo

Better known to the planetarion community. Makes few appearances at CMC.